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[–] burgers@toast.ooo 3 points 4 months ago

did you mean chris brown for the tattoo thing?

[–] burgers@toast.ooo 24 points 4 months ago

very funny to release what is clearly a meticulously crafted response to career ending allegations of pedophilia while still staying in character as like the bad guy in a movie where a golden retriever learns to play counter strike

[–] burgers@toast.ooo 6 points 5 months ago

everyone complaining about, like, fidelity to the source material, lol? the writing in these games is hot garbage that is only tolerable because it's stapled to a dopamine generator. the best thing they could possibly do is throw as much of it out as possible while still keeping enough of the IP to chisel a budget out of some feckless executive producer. just call jack black Mr Borderland and let him shoot a rocket out of a bus

[–] burgers@toast.ooo 6 points 5 months ago

im sorry officer, i didn't know i couldn't do that

[–] burgers@toast.ooo 9 points 7 months ago (3 children)

political power is when you assure your leaders that there is nothing they could do to lose your vote short of fucking your mom and even then you would have to consider whether the other guy would fuck your mom worse

[–] burgers@toast.ooo 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

dark souls 2. i actually don't even think it's bad, but people seem to not like it.

[–] burgers@toast.ooo 4 points 8 months ago

the amount that I got better at noita is higher than for any other game and/or bachelor's degree

[–] burgers@toast.ooo 2 points 8 months ago

i dunno if he does scans but there's this guy, https://www.instagram.com/theneverendingprint/

[–] burgers@toast.ooo 7 points 9 months ago

from what i recall of the anthony weiner documentary this was almost certainly a factor for him

[–] burgers@toast.ooo 2 points 10 months ago

NOTHING SEXUAL

[–] burgers@toast.ooo 4 points 10 months ago (3 children)

would this be like, only in your own home? or would you be carrying the bidet towel around with you when in public?

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