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[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 75 points 1 week ago

In this paper, we present a novel approach to kick some nazi ass using a large broomstick from a car window.

[–] shininghero@pawb.social 71 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Ohh! Research citations!
For some reason I read that as police citations and was wondering how the hell she got so dangerously based.

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago

Same here. I read it as: This lady has had 16,000 traffic citations and the driving gods miss selected "kill" in the drop down list when choosing her punishment and accidentally gave her Kung fu superpowers.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago

Worry not: soon the American authorities will treat the former pretty much the same as the latter.

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

She probably flipped off a Tesla factory and got cited for each vehicle

[–] match@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago

There has to be a scientometric for this

[–] intelisense@lemm.ee 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Doctor of medicine, so there's a greater than zero chance she knows exactly where to hit him. Good on her, though - people need to take a stand.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

phd of in HIV RESEARCH.

[–] Trees@lemm.ee 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] mononomi@feddit.nl 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] zephorah@lemm.ee 24 points 1 week ago

She’s medically trained, so she knows where to hit him. In addition, there’s a lack of barrier to entering the physical space of strangers and physically touching them just in general. That barrier almost doesn’t exist for medical. The rest of the world, middle of the bell curve, hesitates.

And if she’s done direct patient care at any point in her career, there’s a good chance she has no patience left for shenanigans.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago

You don't mess with Mama Fratelli.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Not for nothing but I'd take that like a badge of honor.

Like getting the shit beat out of me by Minerva McGonagall. I'd let her. She could beat me up all night long. No doubt about it, absolute badass. Like when Molly Weasley killed Bellatrix. Idgaf how evil you are or how many curse words you know...nobody fucks with Ginny.

[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Suck another dick.

Very few franchises the size of HP have multiple badass female characters. Maybe Arya Stark and Brienne of Tarth?

[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I do really like Arya and Brienne (hell, throw in the Sand Snakes too) but oof bro, common potterhead L, further reinforcing the fact that y'all are incapable of reading any text that isn't the most mainstream, mid-tier piece of writing ever to exist.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

Or obscure cultural references just don't make as much of an impact and you are reading too into it, intentionally making yourself into the asshole.

Chill the fuck out.

[–] Emmie@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

She is so smart she modified her muscles dna with a virus to resemble the chimp ones but just couldn't get it approved by FDA so now she tests it on some losers, look it up

[–] bacon_saber@fedia.io 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Plot twist: she was actually a professor of that Sweet Science

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 1 points 1 week ago

Playing sweet chin music and she won't pass the aux.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 4 points 1 week ago

Sucker sucking up to the powerful without even getting paid for it. Loser.

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

The cop coming out of the car was in no mood to deal with this guy's shit either.

I do believe I did say dont fuck with our old people.