places in oven
"Honey what's that awful smell?"
"Who knows. Probably the neighbor's leaf blower"
Five minutes go by
"It smells like cancer"
"Maybe they are sealcoating their driveway, I don't know, stop asking me"
Twenty five minutes later
Opens oven
"Fuck"
Retching, coughing "Sweet baby Jesus, what the FUCK is that?! Melted plastic? On my new casserole dish?!"
"Open a goddamn window"
"Open all the fucking windows"
"Mommy why is the house stinky"
"Charlie go play outside"
"But Daddy--"
"I SAID GO OUTSIDE CHARLIE"
from outside "Daddy it smells out here too, the neighbors are doing something black to their driveway"