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[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 65 points 3 weeks ago

If 90% of the population call them seagulls, and 99% of the population understand what you mean when you say "seagull", then yes, they are actually called seagulls

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 42 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The very first line of the Wikipedia entry on Gull says: "Gulls, or colloquially seagulls, are seabirds of the family Laridae in the suborder Lari. ". Colloquially speaking all gulls are seagulls.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gull

The entry lists 54 species of Gull, and indeed from a pedantic perspective, none of their common names are "seagull". Nor are any of their binomial names Latin for "seagull". But there is Larus pacificus, either very calm or associated with the ocean of the same name. Also there is Larus atlanticus, and Larus Marinus (pretty dang close).

[–] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago

My fellow citizens, we got him.

[–] topz 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

In Swedish Larus Marinus is called "Havstrut" which would translate to Seagull but I guess that doesn't count.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 1 points 3 weeks ago

It counts for me! But we need something objective, this is SCIENCE after all. A question, when the Swedish Larus marinus, a.k.a. Havstrut walks, what does it look like? I think you see where I'm going with this, is there a bit of a swagger? Does L. marinus have strut?

[–] Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

50 species of gulls and every last one of them is a cunt.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

Fucking love seagulls. Grew up at the beach, gulls everywhere. They used to dig in our trash cans and we had to put heavy weights on the lids. Still fucking love em. They're awesome, amazing trash birds who give zero fucks. I have seen gulls fully steal food from people's mouths. I've seen them sit on windshields and refuse to move so you can drive, including just allowing the wipers to fwap into them repeatedly.

Seagulls aren't cunts. Seagulls serve cunt, and I love them for it.

[–] Naich@lemmings.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

They most certainly are not. Make friends with one and they will bring you presents. https://lemmings.world/post/14253921

[–] ArtieShaw@fedia.io 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I've seen a gull eat a dead pigeon in the town square. I don't think I want their presents any more than the ones my cats think I do.

[–] Naich@lemmings.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Gulls have to eat.

[–] Prandom_returns@lemm.ee 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Achkchually, a pineapple is neither a pine, nor an apple.

It's actually an ananananas.

[–] azi@mander.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago

Je suis un ananas

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

Do dooo do do do,

ananananas,

Do do do do

[–] superkret@feddit.org 7 points 3 weeks ago

That anon's name? Steven Seagullible

[–] GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk 6 points 3 weeks ago

From my experience, they're "Hanging around outside the chip shop" gulls.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No one actually loves seagulls, but that's got nothing to do with the fact there is no seagull.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 1 points 3 weeks ago

I wonder if seagulls experience love, they'd be the most likely candidates. Hmm...