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I want food honestly. I enjoy sleeping, its time my mind isnt conscious and that's a positive for us all.

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[–] GuyFi@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 4 months ago

Nutrition, the money that could be saved would be sick

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Eating anything also means a ton of saved time since you don't have to cook anything fancy. Granola bars here I come, no cooking, no dishes.

Hmm this is hard. I have a pretty strict diet so it takes out a lot of possibilities for travel and flexibility and such. So for me I'd go with food being magically suitable (and easy).

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You'd save a ton of money too. I eat one peanut and now my nutritional needs are perfectly met for the day? My usual food budget for a day can now last the year easily. I could hike for weeks on end with a light pack and no resupplies. Indulge and overeat a bunch of junk food and not gain weight and it wasn't bad for me. No more hangovers?

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Oo but is it no alcohol? If it's perfect nutrition, then alcohol is nutritionally transformed into something else when it enters your ? mouth? stomach?

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Perfect nutrition because I am a food vacuum.

Gone are all the health concerns too!

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

Sleep. More time to enjoy my life while also focusing on the many projects I've started and will probably never finish.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 4 months ago

1 hour sleep easily, especially if I could pull it off during my daily bus trip to/from work

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

Sleep, provided my brain and body truly do the things they need to during sleep.

Even if I chose sleep I'd be in bed bc I love being in bed. So perfect nutrition.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago

Perfect nutrition. I already don't sleep enough anyway.

[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 1 points 4 months ago

My theory is that all of you who said sleep are the people who want to optimize life and feel like you're missing out on life or not doing enough.

Meanwhile everyone who says food wants the opposite and wants to have time to relax and not do something.

[–] crimsonpoodle@pawb.social 1 points 3 months ago

Sleep 1 hour a day: if we assume you would normally have to sleep for 8 hours then your spending 33% of your life asleep vs 4% so you just made your life 29% longer. (Assuming you were just born)