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submitted 8 months ago by SteveXVII@pawb.social to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Pontius Pilate: Aight Jesus, you got any last wishes before we put in the nails?

Jesus: I've always wanted to fly.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Given Jesus’s relationship with water, he’d better hope that cord don’t snap.

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 8 months ago

"This is the worst superpower ever, why have you forsaken me?"

[–] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 11 points 8 months ago

Bungeesus is my favorite Jesus