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[–] HappyMeatbag 39 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That sanitized corpspeak just sticks out like a sore thumb, right? It takes deliberate, continuous effort not to start zoning out as soon as I hear it.

[–] Firipu@startrek.website 59 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Corporate speak sucks, but it's 100x better than Linus digging an ever deeper hole for himself at this time. Dude and his wife just need to take a backseat for a while and let pros fix their shit

[–] DJDarren 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I disagree. Linus shooting from the hip and making himself look an even bigger ass is incredibly entertaining.

[–] SnowdenHeroOfOurTime@unilem.org 13 points 1 year ago

And it actually represents real attitudes in their company, obviously.

[–] SnowdenHeroOfOurTime@unilem.org 13 points 1 year ago

I prefer the honesty that he's NOT sorry. Tells me to continue to avoid their videos like the plague.

[–] millie 3 points 1 year ago

Why is it better? Let him dig his hole and we can leave him in it and go live productive lives without him.

[–] peter@feddit.uk 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

People have been saying constantly that they need to stop having linus respond and instead of proper PR sanitised responses.

Yeah simps would say that. People unconcerned with the real issues who just want the videos to keep coming

[–] TheFriendlyArtificer 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ChatGPT: How can I help?

Marketing: Imagine Ned Flanders dipping a piece of white bread into water. Now write an equivalent piece of meaningless corporate drivel.

[–] local_intruder@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Embracing the synergy of hydro-imbued sustenance, Ned Flanders artfully engages in a paradigm-shifting experiential interaction, wherein a pristine canvas of gluten-based sustenance seamlessly converges with the aqueous medium, fostering a harmonious union of flavors and textures that exemplifies our commitment to innovative culinary expressions.

This is what I got xD

[–] argv_minus_one 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Dear God. It's perfect.

You know how they say AI is going to take our jobs?

They're wrong. AI is going to take CEOs' jobs.