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submitted 9 months ago by JPDev@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] dan@upvote.au 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

but there are a TON of examples of code that checks for the substring

oh no

There's code in the JDK that does that??

I really wish I didn't see that.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yup!! Never look under the hood in software, you'll just be disappointed ☹️

[–] dan@upvote.au 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I've been a software developer for 20 years and this comment is too real. Some days I'm amazed that any software even works at all.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Having worked in both food service and software, I encourage you not to visit the kitchen of any restaurants you enjoy either.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 months ago

Please don't show me how the sausage is made