mydoomlessaccount

joined 8 months ago

A vision of a future for America where everyone's included, everyone's represented, and everyone can join hands in friendship as one? Now that's Thinking Outside the Bun™.

I have learned to circumvent this issue by simply never being important enough to be invited to formal events.

It's worked well thus far, though nobody seems to notice.

I figure it's that she's as much an elf as Izu is a tallman, which is what she's shown as

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hm. The basketball and soccer look a lot like the Tiny Toons sports game they had on the Sega Genesis back in the day.

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's easier than you think! Tony Stark became Iron Man by wearing a special suit, right? That's the secret!

That's right! You can upgrade your manhood today simply by dressing like a Fe Male! Confused? Don't worry! There are plenty of resources available! Simply Google "how to dress like a FeMale" and follow whatever results you find without question!

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 81 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED A NEW KIND OF MALE THAT TRANSCENDS THE GREEK ALPHABET ENTIRELY!!!!

This new type of male belongs to the periodic table of elements. Known for their magnetic charm and iron will above all other types, scientists call this new type Fe Males!!!!!

Could you secretly be a Fe Male??????

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 5 points 2 months ago

Makeup? Y'all don't want a dude that likes to look good?

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 12 points 3 months ago

Yikes!

Bro types like he just got whacked with a warm wiener, twice

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Understood. Time to make a living by butchering my own kind and turning them into sausages.

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 14 points 4 months ago

I guess because that was always the intended messaging of the kind of schlocky Facebook posts the original is meant to be parodying. It used to be "this wise soldier/farmer/cop/blue collar worker shows a Millennial hipster how the world REALLY works," and now you replace 'Millennial hipster' with 'liberal', but it's all the same shit designed to get you to look down on someone while respecting whoever the meme tells you is worth respecting.

To be honest, I think the novel author in the replies had some valid points. They just had the poor sense of awareness that would lead them to making those points against an obvious parody, and then going "nuh-uh I'm still right" when it was pointed out to be obvious parody with yet more obvious parody.

I guess my point is we should all be taking a step back from the online brainrot, doing more to act locally and benefit the world around us, and supporting our local sewer men.

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 2 points 4 months ago

So, when I absent-mindedly glanced at the thumbnail, I thought it kind of looked like Chinese characters for a second. That made me curious, so I looked up if there was a Chinese version of the theme, and, yeah, man. That's exactly what I wanted.

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