The 4 day women's Tour de Suisse starts on the weekend. It's on GCN if you need TdF watching training (stage one starts at 02:20 AEST Sunday which is brutal).
The naming of the race seems particularly bizarre as the French and English names for the race are "Tour de Suisse Women".
Bagel: layer of Brie, layer of sliced apple (Fuji or similar), layer of shaved double smoked ham.