ephzero

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Where should I look when the server is shaking and pouring my drink? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] ephzero@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago

Hmm, or maybe I could try glancing and smiling to my invisible dinner companions.

Where should I look when the server is shaking and pouring my drink? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] ephzero@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 year ago

Excellent form, this is my new model to aspire to.

Where should I look when the server is shaking and pouring my drink? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] ephzero@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Absolutely, sir or madam, I wish to display my utmost respect.

Where should I look when the server is shaking and pouring my drink? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] ephzero@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

Would "waitron" be better? I can't keep up with all of the hep lingo.

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Where should I look when the server is shaking and pouring my drink? (lemmy.sdf.org)
 

Looking expectantly at the glass, mopping perspiration from my brow, licking my lips? A hard, grinning stare directly at the server? Eyes downcast, my hands lying dejectedly in my lap?