Blackout

joined 1 year ago
 

What if it was a trap? Why did someone make an ornament of this psychopath?

 

That is not Miles O'Brien. Am I in a BORG created nightmare? I want back to the 24th century.

This sham can be seen here: https://youtu.be/xn94KfL3HYU

[–] Blackout@startrek.website 4 points 10 months ago

They are such overachievers. I would only disappoint my Vulcan daddy and join the Vulcan circus.

[–] Blackout@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Its a script I've been pushing for 20 years. Please, someone get me a pitch meeting with anyone there. Janitor, I.T., the ghost of Robert Evans.

 

Either way, got a lady! 😘😘

 

Is anyone here president of Paramount?

[–] Blackout@startrek.website 2 points 11 months ago

Can you post your question in the form of a look?

 

Should get me out of a few conversations

[–] Blackout@startrek.website 4 points 11 months ago

I was originally going to make him sing the milkshake song but I think he would have been a doja fan

 

Shout out to my homies at Cygnus-x1.net! You make memeing fun.

[–] Blackout@startrek.website 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Blackout@startrek.website 24 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Both wrong, its more like this:

 

Low Effort foreplay ;)

 

Wae da Captain expect a miracle buh ma union sez ya git a break. Tha mi a' dol ga dhèanamh. Pog mo Thoin!

[–] Blackout@startrek.website 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh no, star trek nerds have invaded Risa, someone do something!

[–] Blackout@startrek.website 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

This isn't real world, its just a hallucination, you aren't really here right now, you are actually in a vat of goo, powering a cyborg's air fryer.

 
[–] Blackout@startrek.website 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

See that's your problem, you should buy some instead.

 

Ooo-eee-oooo dwee dee doo dee daaaaaa!

Download your own here: https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:4587596

 

A fruit basket would be nice.

 

Let it die honorably

[–] Blackout@startrek.website 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Fun Fact: Mike Tyson's name backwards is Klingon for "gentle lover".

[–] Blackout@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

These days those fixtures are made of non-replaceable Brent Spiner LEDs

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