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[–] Hyperreality@kbin.social 30 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The prevalence of bumper stickers on cars correlates with mental illness.

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] orphiebaby@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Tacky but still good.

[–] Xyprus 3 points 10 months ago

Idiocy, not illness

[–] Hegar@kbin.social 28 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I'm guessing their dog happened to get cancer shortly before a human loved one did and we're seeing what happens when you mix deep depression with honest stupidity.

[–] Overzeetop@sopuli.xyz 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

...just simple farmers; people of the land; the common clay of the new West...

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 10 months ago

You know, morons.

[–] ShaunaTheDead@kbin.social 20 points 10 months ago

I will never understand the impulse to plaster your car with your life philosophy. Obviously this is another level, but even the stick figure families or whatever are kind of weird. Some of it is sensitive information that you're just shouting out into the world.

For example, there's this person I see around my town whose license plate is "2HOUSES". So you're advertising to potential thieves that you're rich enough to afford 2 houses and that you're definitely not currently at either of them. Incredibly stupid just for the vanity of it, but you're also and just making a target of yourself.

[–] r9seng@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I just wanna know how they misspelled nose but not tongue.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago
[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 7 points 10 months ago

Does disabled parking include mentally disabled?

[–] Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago

In all fairness to them, dogs do have themselves a type of transmissible cancer known as CTVT (or TVT), but last I knew it's not transmissible to humans, and it would be very difficult for it to become so.

Of all the diseases you could worry about getting from your dog, cancer is not one of them.

[–] Nipplecreek@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Believe it or not, they are a top ranking scientist. /S

[–] Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago

Why trust an expert when you can trust the back window of truck of a guy who can't spell prevent or nose correctly

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 10 months ago

90% certain "pervert cancer" is just a standard dutch curse

[–] pingveno@kbin.social 1 points 10 months ago

Fun fact: there is a dog cancer STI.