Bonus points (BPs) for when you get entire sentences full of abbreviations (SFOA). Even more BPs when you get SFOA with abbreviations containing abbreviations within them (SWACAWT). I really hate SWACAWTs.
this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2023
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FFCKs sake
Yes... different field... surely
More like subfield... Or subsubfeild... Paper you didn't write?
I call BS, there's not enough room for this sort of detail, you'd get 'as described previously in [1-4, 9, 84, 86, 150-160, unpublished observations]' half of which are unaccessible journals, out of print book chapters, and abstracts in German
Goddamn it, why is academia so indecipherable and yet so relatable??
I only encountered once, but when it happened I had to realize how old science field may have been different. The exact detail I was looking for should be in [20] ... but "[20] to be published" (presumably by the same author). I couldn't find any papers by author's name other than that but the author was so sure getting published.
My favorite is recursive bad citations in the method section. As in, citing a paper that cited a previous paper that itself cited a previous paper that cited an abstract with no detailed methodology whatsoever, leaving the true methods a mystery unless you get the senior author to reply to emails.
Is this a real paper? Please tell me it is.
I forgot to link. Thanks for the reminder. It's actually in several papers as a known methodology!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greeble_%28psychology%29?wprov=sfla1
Science is awesome
Why do they all have boners
Your nose is a boner
These gliberals with their new genders… back in my day greebles only had two genders, PLOK and GLIP!!!
what the fuck is kapwing and why do i see their watermark so often?
Your worst nightmare.
I see Baby Yoda in a few of these.
I thought all of them are Yodas, some with a boner.
Plok Osmit packin a magnum chode
These greebles made some very interesting vases with lids I see
Freaking glips with their silly uphorns!
Downhorn for life! Long live plok!