I'm lying in bed with my dog contemplating this one right now. On one hand, I've got a fair bit of work to catch up on, but on the other, my wife is out of town for the weekend and I have the whole house to myself.

[–] Okkai@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Those are the best weekends. Do whatever you want until 1 hour before your wife gets home and then rapidly clean everything so it looks like you were productive.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago

Notice how both of those apples are being offered by the serpent. 🤔 🤔 🤔

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Alright buddy boy here are your two options.

You can be a saint 👼 Or you can be a grinch 👿

Those are your two options. Choose wisely.

So what's it gonna be, huh? Huh? A saint 👼 (sainte) or a grinch 👿 (grunch)

[–] flashgnash@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Or alternatively don't put pants on but still get stuff done

[–] theotherone@kbin.social 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Does visiting a dispensary count as getting things done ?

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Please answer soon. I'm about to go to the dispensary and would prefer not to wear pants, if it's an option...

[–] theotherone@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Perhaps a nice tennis skirt?

[–] ensignrick@startrek.website 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

And a respectable ascot.

[–] EmhyrVarEmreis@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

A heroin dispenseary?

[–] norbert@kbin.social 1 points 11 months ago

I did the dishes and sorted some clothes to donate this afternoon. Still in pajamas, but will go drop stuff off later. Going to a pop-up night market/carnival thing later tonight.

Smoking all day though.