this post was submitted on 18 Sep 2023
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[–] original_reader@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago
[–] OpenStars@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

God creates Man.

Man creates... Unity.

Oops.

[–] turbonewbe@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

The trickster.

[–] Hotrod_Jesus@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What kind of car does hotrod Jesus drive?

[–] PlainsKeeper316@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How I do make your profile gif stop looping

That’s the neat part, you don’t!

[–] original_ish_name@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

It's quite easy: use a userscript to replace the gif pfp with a static pfp

[–] Hotrod_Jesus@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Yes, among many others.

[–] Hotrod_Jesus@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

All of them. I've replaced my skills with the hammer with those of the monkeywrench. There is no vehicle known to man or god I can't trick out.

Side note - I see your check engine light is on. You may need a tune-up. Bring it on by the garage @13thFloor and we'll see about a valve and soul lube job.

[–] original_ish_name@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Humans need salt to survive

[–] TheObserver@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

Humans: aight bet creates way to remove salt from the water checkmate.

[–] tagirijus@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

Is it by chance or intended that god looks like Dicaprio?

Dicaprio Meme

[–] tslnox@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago

Fun fact: demons and ghosts can't go on vacation to the sea.

[–] wax@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 year ago

Looks like Benicio Del Toro with a fake beard