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[–] Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml 50 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I miss being able to hold my phone comfortably in one hand.

This stupid propping it up with you pink sucks ass and isn't natural.

I get that they're basically super computers in your hand, but fuck man

[–] athos77@kbin.social 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's literally my first requirement for a phone, that it be small and actually fit inside my hand without any straining. It gets harder everytime I need a replacement - like, dudes, if I wanted aa small tablet, I'd buy a small tablet. I want a phone.

[–] Opafi@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah, same here. Except it didn't get "harder" but simply impossible. There is not a single compact android phone on the market. You could get the iPhone se or the iPhone 13 Mini, but the compact iPhones are discontinued as well, so you'd switch ecosystems for a single generation of devices just to then be stranded again.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 year ago

Zenfone 10 proves that you can fit a lot of phone in a small place and none if its problems are from its size.

[–] Zorque@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Personally I don't have tiny baby hands, so I dont need to worry about that... but it would definitely be nice if there were more options to choose from.

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[–] Bipta@kbin.social 47 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I want my notification light back so badly!

[–] CandyPants@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I agree! And it flashed different colors for different notifications! Things were awesome!

[–] aesopjah@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Didn't even realize the led was something that had been removed. Mine has it on the upper edge, which is fine, although I'd prefer it on the front face so it can be 'muted' by flipping the phone over

[–] trafficnab@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Wait, aren't most phones OLED? Wouldn't it be trivial to light up a few pixels in the corner of the screen when it's off? Do phones not do this (I'm still running my S7 into the ground so I have a dedicated LED)?

[–] DrM@feddit.de 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It's not trivial. An LED only needs power to light up, an OLED Pixel always needs the GPU to be powered on and it would be a significant power loss to implement a pixel sadly

[–] trafficnab@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

The full Always On Display (which shows the clock + some notifications) uses less than 1% battery per hour on my ancient S7, are new phones not any better than that?

I mean there's a ton of phones that have always on displays (AOD)

[–] soggy_kitty@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

I have my always on display which gives me icons of the notifications in a predictable place on screen all the time.

My battery still lasts a full day so power concerns not an issue

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

yeah samsung has a feature for this in good look

[–] AaronMaria@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

The Xperia Z2 had a notification light bar, I miss that one especially.

[–] eco_game@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I saw a comment on lemmy some time ago about a foss app that mostly brings it back, but I can't find it anymore.

It's not the one I saw, but a quick google search led to this: https://github.com/Chainfire/HoleyLight

[–] Zoop 2 points 1 year ago

I remember reading about AODnotify on here recently. I'm not sure if it's FOSS, but it was a very cool app!

[–] Sused@lemmy.sdf.org 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dude literally described a perfect phone

[–] SGHFan@lemdro.id 8 points 1 year ago

Pretty much.

[–] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is there a phone that still has all these features?

[–] pancakesyrupyum@kbin.social 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If a phone hit all of these, and added 6 years of guaranteed (timely) OEM OS updates, I would pay upwards of $2,000+.

OEMs hit me up - I’ve got a credit card ready to go right now.

[–] Liz@midwest.social 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

FairPhone 5 is doing 8 years of software updates with 5 versions of Android updates and 3 more years of security updates.

Not small and no headphone jack, unfortunately.

https://shop.fairphone.com/fairphone-5

[–] pancakesyrupyum@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No notification LED either, locked to /e/ in the US for keeping warranty, no buy.

Fairphone is damn close in spirit though, especially in the EU market.

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[–] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I miss the notification LED

[–] CoderKat@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I don't understand why that one has gone away. Like, the 3mm audio jack made waterproofing difficult and was big. But that doesn't apply to the notification LED, does it?

I really miss that feature because now I have no indicator of a notification, short of the major battery drain of setting the screen to always be on. I remember even customizing the colour so that I could tell when I had important notifications. Now I often have to double tap my phone just to check if I have any notifications. So dumb.

[–] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 16 points 1 year ago

Even the water resistance thing is a lie

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[–] fushuan@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait wait new phones don't have those anymore?

No they can only fold in half. We still need to do some research to implement notification LED technology.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

RIP power user geared phones

Everything Android is now tooled for the hyper casual iPhone leaning demographic since they are the majority.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 17 points 1 year ago

Oh look, phones from circa 2017!

[–] rikonium@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 year ago

I think “discontinued after one year” would be a fun punchline here, like the “perfect r/cars car” being a “brown, manual transmission, V8 wagon that’s used from the factory”

[–] TheWoozy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 year ago

TIL: I am a cultist.

[–] SGHFan@lemdro.id 10 points 1 year ago

FYI: I did not expect this to pick up so much traction. First few days on Lemmy seem to be a success!

[–] shiveyarbles 9 points 1 year ago

Ummm I'd go with closed garden , Steve jobs worshipping iPhone adherents as the cultists.

[–] mayo@lemmy.today 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I had a different reaction to the notification led. I don't like my electronics glowing or blinking in the dark. I still liked my old android tablet, but it had to sleep face down because I could not turn the LED off.

[–] alp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

I can't tell if you mean you slept face down or you slept with the tablet face down haha

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[–] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Idk if it is an unpopular opinion or not but I want a camera which can also work as a phone. Like cameras are already the main focus of most flagships, might as well put in a proper camera with one lens and use it. Maybe going thicker will also help reduce the size of the phone in other dimensions.

TBH I would rather just use apps on my windows tablet, if the good apps were on it but then I would also rather Linux which has even fewer tablet apps

[–] ZC3rr0r@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Agreed. I want someone to step up and build a photography-centric phone like the Nokia Lumia 1020 again. I know lots of flagships can take good pictures nowadays, but that's something different from building an actual camera first phone.

[–] zer0nix@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Why not just get a "lensless" camera and pair it to your phone? Imo smartphones still have a way to go to be as fast as they need to be.

Still, if you're dead set, it seems a number of phones with 1 inch sensors are coming out, although it doesn't look like they're compatible with attachable lenses.

[–] djvinniev77@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

Lol. My Samsung galaxy S3 did all this!

[–] Wage_slave@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Oh man. That sounds fucking awful.

/s

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

I bought the wrong android it seems

[–] SGHFan@lemdro.id 5 points 1 year ago

Guess who just got a Zenfone 10?

[–] BosnianCevap@lemdro.id 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That was the note 3 for me except for the compact size. I had a 10,000 mah upgraded battery in it. Thing was a brick but could last a 2-3 days on a full charge, cant get even one fully day on my oneplus 8t :/

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[–] frathiemann@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My phone checks all these boxes, but it does not run android

[–] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Come on, don't leave us hanging

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[–] Fogle@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

The battery would be nice, I don't care about the 3.5 honestly especially with usb c headphones, I don't really want "compact" just a little smaller than my current pixel 7 pro, the notification dot was neat but it's not really a necessity imo, and the SD card is really only helpful for shit tons of video

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