What a horrible day to have genitals.
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Ok I guess we both have it bad
I think I'd rather have my junk hanging outside my body than to have a fart do a 180 on me
I'm now equal parts envious, fearful, and in awe at women's capability to weaponize much more destructive dutch ovens than men.
The dreaded double dutch
At least we can all relate to water splashes.
Oh man I had diarrhea in a porta-potty a couple weeks ago and got some splash back. I was not a happy camper.
I call bullshit. No one survives the blue touch.
Cold water splashing on our buttholes is the great gender equalizer.
im with everyone here. what the fuck
What the fuck
The old witches kiss
Its neptunes kiss when you let a turd go and water shoots back up your asshole from the splash.
(cis)Women also will never know the pain of sitting on their own balls.
Never happened. Is this even possible? They always find a way to slip up or down.
I sat on my balls a bit before seeing this thread, which is why I thought of it.
Definitely happens of you aren't careful sitting down. Feels a bit like squeezing a grape too hard
Except when I squeeze a grape too hard, it doesn't hurt me.
I once accidently kicked my self in the nuts when I went to sit down. It wasn't pleasant.
My friend told me of the horror of your menstrual cup falling into a public toilet. I'd take licking the bowl over that shit any day of the week.
Worse when it touches the water though.
The requeefining.
Alright how many of you in here trying to make your dick fart right now?
I'm trying to have my dick touch the inside of the toilet bowl.
Technically if you get a fistula you can shit out of your dick.
I wish I didn't know that, and yet I do.
This is an excellent advertisement for bottom surgery: I want to have experienced both.
That's too much power one person can hold
I'd rather re-fart my own fart, than have my dick dip into a public toilet again.
One is slightly, uncomfortable, maybe? The other opens the mind to all the diseases that could potentially infect your dick in a public toilet. Unlikely? Sure. Possible? In some cases, with some diseases, yes - however slim.
Had both.
Don't recommend either.