I still like "Tell my WiFi love her".
this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2023
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My current network is named 'Mom click here for internet'.
That's amazing lol
The Promised LAN
Didnβt we just finish one circuit of this merry-go-round 6 days ago? https://lemmy.world/post/1967628
You know it's the year of lemmy when we get reposts too /s
Eternal Seplember.
That's in another community.
I am currently broadcasting "5G_COVID_TEST_EMITTER" for the lulz. It is on a separate VLAN which simply terminates at the switch which generates the PoE for the AP, so despite it being open without a password, it generates no uplink
βPretty fly, for a wi-fi.β
I guess I havenβt seen that many, but there arenβt any comments yet, so I win by default!
This is what we named our wifi, previously was fbi surveillance van
I've been using "Wu-Tang LAN" and "It hurts when IP" ever since I copied them from someone somewhere.
Obi WLAN Kenobi
This one wins everything
"Yell PENIS for password"
ItHertzWhenIP
8HzWANIP
LAN before time
Damn I really like this one lol
"WiFi of the neighbors"
Especially hilarious when you need to tell someone else what the wifi name is.
Mine is currently "Yer a WiFi Harry"
My cars wifi name is "Dude, where's my wifi?"
LAN of Confusion
In real life? My mate's wifi is called "Error 503 Service Unavailable".
I was staying at a hotel once, and there was a network in range called "YouNeedSecurityBadly"
"Abraham Linksys" was a pretty good one I found.
tellmywifiloverher
Mine was "drop it like it's hotspot" for a few years.
A random neighbor had terok nor so naturally we changed ours to the bajoran resistance :)
dont-use-its-haram
Mine used to be "Skynet Global Defence Network"
I haven't because everyone thinks they're comedian and uses the same ones
It's always either a wife joke,
Something about "LAN of the free",
Covid broadcast tower / super secret FBI van,
Or freepublicWi-Fione
My WiFi is McDonalds-guest just to mess with people. I live in the suburbs so there's no McDonald's around here.
Mine is ButWhyFi
I used βBill Nye the WiFi Guyβ for years.
Variation: BillWiTheScienceFi
IWantToWiFi / IWantToWeeFee (In my country wifi is often pronounced as weefee)
expired
BuckleUpSpanky
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I used to have a portable hotspot named "NSA surveillance van 17"
I had an open Guest WiFi called Botnet for years
Mobile Hotspot: 3.-/min
avocadhoes
The Fellowship of the Ping
Josephs 35 Wifis
My current one: _OpenWIFI