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submitted 3 weeks ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 65 points 3 weeks ago

I swear to God if I have to double check the community icon one more time

[–] IHeartBadCode@fedia.io 47 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Pledging to restore racial purity to the nation’s aviation programs

I thought The Onion was satirical.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Reporting the actual news since 2016

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 weeks ago

It's America's Finest News Source

[–] Critical_Thinker@lemm.ee 35 points 3 weeks ago

Jesus christ, this is the onion?

I was fucking sure it had to be true. It's his fucking MO.

[–] makuus@pawb.social 27 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Jesus Christ, Onion. Stop being so damned close to reality…

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago

An unfortunate side effect of living in the most bizarre timeline 🤷

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

Hey, it's not the onions fault. Reality has been doing it's best to turn them into a news site

[–] LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 3 weeks ago

I shouldn't have had to check the community

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Goddamned onion is back to posting real news

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 3 weeks ago

This is really a hard time for them, I barely raised an eyebrow before I even noticed it was the onion.

[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Thank God it's The Onion