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He talks a lot about inclusivity, but the design isn't open source, very corpo DEI.
If people are having no trouble with that they need to start testing tentacles.
Oh tentacles .... I thought you said something else ... I'll get my hand out of my pants now
Fingers are just tentacles with bones
I'll take three.
Sure I've seen this before, would be cooler if it was controlled by nerves rather than a pressure sensor.
It’d be way cooler if it was physical tethers instead of fucking bluetooth.
The added dexterity is very enticing to me as someone who primarily does finnacky shit with their hands. But just the potential of a “forgot to charge my thumb” situation is a deal breaker.
kids these days only wanna eat hot chip lie and charge they thumb
Where is the second thumb?
👍
Wouldn't giving a thumbs signal with two thumbs on one hand give you both a thumbs up and a thumbs down simultaneously?
Sync it up to the pelvic muscles.
Or a triple thumbs up 👍👍👍
You can even fancy up your 🤘 beyond 🤟
You could also take The Shocker to the next level.
we gotta add a third prosthetic hole
In the imminent posthuman future extra orifices will definitely be on the men.
to be able to do more work? No, thank you
Think of it more as a wanking upgrade.
This thumb and the experiment I saw that gave people an internal compass similar to a bird with just an EEG cap have me wanting so many body mods that could technically exist...
Fellow furries: Imagine having a wearable tail that moves based on signals from your brain so it actually wags when you're happy or excited. Imagine also being able to feel it as if it was part of your body. That shit is actually possible right now. It's not perfect (feeling things is more of a "phantom limb" sensation because there are no actual nerves), but I'm still stoked.