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[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 64 points 5 months ago

I laugh because this is funny but then I think, oh god what if she's serious and now there's going to be a twitter campaign to remove satanic language in tech.

[–] Flyswat@lemmy.ml 54 points 5 months ago

Shhh don't tell them about the zombies

[–] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 36 points 5 months ago

I found some of my old code a while back that said: Got interrupted killing children? better stop.

[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 34 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 5 months ago

It's likely referring to the child process

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 18 points 5 months ago

Worse sacrifices have been made in the face of a deadline.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Black Perl

BEFOREHAND: close door, each window & exit; wait until time.
    open spellbook, study, read (scan, select, tell us);
write it, print the hex while each watches,
    reverse its length, write again;
    kill spiders, pop them, chop, split, kill them.
        unlink arms, shift, wait & listen (listening, wait),
sort the flock (then, warn the "goats" & kill the "sheep");
    kill them, dump qualms, shift moralities,
    values aside, each one;
        die sheep! die to reverse the system
        you accept (reject, respect);
next step,
    kill the next sacrifice, each sacrifice,
    wait, redo ritual until "all the spirits are pleased";
    do it ("as they say").
do it(*everyone***must***participate***in***forbidden**s*e*x*).
return last victim; package body;
    exit crypt (time, times & "half a time") & close it,
    select (quickly) & warn your next victim;
AFTERWORDS: tell nobody.
    wait, wait until time;
    wait until next year, next decade;
        sleep, sleep, die yourself,
        die at last
[–] GasMaskedLunatic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 5 months ago

We've been programming YOU all along.