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[–] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I passed it first try as a zoomer

[–] lud@lemm.ee 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Same.

I had the most trouble with the iPod.

[–] Anamana@feddit.de 10 points 6 months ago

Same, but only because I didn't expect the website to support the real interaction modality

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Easy Gen X pass. I actually think Gen X would be able to pass all generational captchas. We're the first "microchip" generation and have generally kept up and lived through most of the tech fads and changes.

[–] folkrav@lemmy.ca 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Half of you are like this, the other are Boomer-like in their tech abilities

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 3 points 6 months ago

Yes unfortunately some were hit too many times with the stupid stick as a form of child rearing. The rest of us learnt to code BASIC to pass the time as latchkey kids.

[–] the_beber@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago
[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 6 months ago

Can you fail?

[–] JCreazy@midwest.social 18 points 6 months ago

This was easy but have no idea what a boomerang is but I don't use Instagram. I never owned an ipod but they are easy to use.

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I'm a zoomer, this was actually kinda hard. Especially the iPod and the select some guy ones. Would definitely keep me away from millennial only sites unless I REALLY wanted in. Nowadays I get annoyed at sites that even still use a captcha, cloudflare at least got rid of the kind where people fail at.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 6 months ago

As a millennial who doesn't keep up with celebrities and Insta, I had problems with those two

T9 a little, but that's because I expected it to predict my text, as in typing 43556 for “hello” instead of 4433555 ... 666

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 6 months ago

If this was a real Captcha, it'd be timed too. They probably track individual clicks, even, although I haven't actually checked.

[–] zerofk@lemm.ee 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

As a late Gen X, I was completely lost. So, I guess it’s official: I don’t get your generation.

[–] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 months ago

It's kinda weird being close to X in age and so far away culturally.

[–] rbits@lemm.ee 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Don't know how to post the boomerang, but passed everything else (I think) as a 20 year old gen z

[–] dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 6 months ago

As an elder millennial I also did not get that one.

[–] GarytheSnail@programming.dev 3 points 6 months ago

I think the point of that one is that millennials post to their friends, not to their stories.

[–] palordrolap@kbin.social 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The iPod got me. Never had one. Never had a friend who did. This could be a Gen X experience or a cash-poor Millennial experience. If it hadn't been for the hint I would not have got past that part.

I also didn't have that particular Nokia so it took me a moment to figure out which button deleted mistakes. Mistakenly thinking that the CAPTCHA designers might not have implemented that part of the interface didn't help.

Had to guess on the boomerang. I've seen boomerangs but didn't know that's what they're called nor have I ever posted one. Again, this could be an "I don't post on that platform" or an "I only post pictures and haven't used that feature" experience. I definitely have an account on at least one platform that hosts them though.

I am technically not a Millennial. The term for my cohort is Xennial, I believe.

[–] Telorand@reddthat.com 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Also, were millennials into Different Strokes? Because I didn't know a single person who watched that show. It ran from '78-86, a time when millennials were either non-existent or just being born (1981+). There's a whole paragraph about it, and I feel like the author either had a unique experience growing up or thinks that's what millennials were into.

The Nokia got me, but only because it was hard to read, and I was expecting T9 mode. Manually typing each letter was only around for a couple years before T9 changed everything.

[–] palordrolap@kbin.social 3 points 6 months ago

Different Strokes might well be more of a Gen-X thing. I remember it being on TV (in England) when I was a kid and remember recognising Gary Coleman when he showed up in the '80s Buck Rogers TV series, but I was very young at the time. Pre-school age definitely.

Also, the younger cast of Scrubs are Gen-Xers and they definitely threw in a few references to it.

But let's not forget that years-later re-runs were and still are a thing, even on the handful of channels that most people had back then, so there are bound to be some people younger than Gen-X who also grew up with those shows as their parents enjoyed them the second time around.

[–] lemmyreader@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 months ago

The iPod got me. Never had one. Never had a friend who did.

I didn't get that far even.

I am technically not a Millennial. The term for my cohort is Xennial, I believe.

😄

[–] s12@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 months ago

How TF does it expect me to identify a person? I’m bad at identifying people I didn’t even know who it was. Had to keep trying random combinations. Rest were easy enough though. For the texting one, I kept trying the options button before realising I had to press verify.

[–] JustARegularNerd@aussie.zone 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

23yo zoomer here. Like everyone else, I was stuck on the Michael Cera one for a while, but it was because I never heard of the guy and even after googling I didn't realise he was in one of the other photos.

Gosh texting on the Nokia felt so normal and equally a nice reminder on how nice the mobile keyboards we have now are.

I've never heard of a boomerang, the comments here filled me in but I'm not an Instagram user.

The iPod was fucking magical by the way, always wanted one as a kid growing up, even begging my parents just for the nano but they didn't see the value in that compared to the cheap knockoff MP4 players. I still want one nowadays but they're all stupid expensive.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I just picked the guy in more than one picture, haha.

The iPod was fucking brutal. I kinda remembered the spinny scroll thing, but I still don't really get anything else. I am supposed to be older than you.

[–] BenVimes@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Am I the only person in my generation who never learned to type on a number pad? It wasn't the only thing I didn't recognize from the "test", but it stuck out to me.

[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] BenVimes@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago

Briefly: I didn't.

More substantively: I never owned a cell phone growing up, even though I was at the right age when they became a common thing for teenagers to have. It wasn't a money thing, nor household rule, as my sisters got phones when they were in high school. The biggest reason was probably just how I communicate. I wasn't big into IM services either, and I preferred email or face-to-face, or a (landline) phone call if it was an urgent matter.

Then there was also my adolescent brain thinking I was making a bold counter-culture statement by steadfastly resisting the march of technology. In reality, I was probably just being a pain in the neck for my friends and family, and I probably unnecessarily endangered myself at least once.

I did finally, begrudgingly, get an old hand-me-down flip-phone in my final year of university, but that was out of necessity, and I used it to make maybe only a dozen calls the 2.5 years I had it before getting a smart device.

To bring it full circle: I did try sending a text message with that flip-phone exactly once, at the insistence of my family. That message was predictably a garbled mess, and to this day my sisters still wonder how I managed to get a number to appear in the middle of the "word".

I have a number of other somewhat amusing stories about people's reactions to my lack of a cellphone, but this post is long enough already.

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago

I am a younger millenial and didnt have a cell phone until they got smart but most of the people I knew in highschool had blackberries or their knockoffs which had full keyboards. I still passed the capatcha though.

[–] AceCephalon@pawb.social 2 points 6 months ago

What's odd is I instantly recognized how to type on that type of phone, but I'm from roughly gen Z.

[–] noddy 1 points 6 months ago

It's called T9 typing btw. I'm old enough (30) to have had a few phones with buttons myself before the smartphone era gained momentum. I never got really good at it (didn't text much). My older sister by a few years is a racer at T9 typing though. I remember her phone was making clicking noises at insane rates.

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

Non millennial here for the rest of ya https://youtu.be/J---aiyznGQ

[–] PowerCrazy@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 months ago

I wasn't able to get past the donate to Obama phase.