Companies would, and have, killed people just to make an extra cent. Of course they'd do this.
this post was submitted on 06 Apr 2024
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The capitalism system is design to maximize and prioritize profit above everything else, and will do it if there's no resistance.
If put ads inside peoples' ass increases profits, companies would try for sure.
"Your poo will be back, after this word from our sponsors"
I recently added some Taiwanese porn sites to my wank rotation. And while some of it is good, many studios have this annoying habit of putting temporary tattoos of adverts on the performers' bodies, usually on an asscheek and on the lower abdomen. I can't read the ads, but I'm pretty sure they are for gambling websites.
What the flying fuck?
Yeah, it's really gross. Totally ruins the mood for me. Fortunately they're not hard to avoid
When the benefits outweigh the costs they'll do.
Directal TV
If you look at your poop in the toilet, then yes they will put ads in your anus. The ads would of course come out with your turds.
Bruce Bethke, the guy who actually invented cyberpunk and wrote the story Cyberpunk, wrote a book Head Crash. In which the VR hotsuit includes a "ProctoProdยฎ" for bass. Bruce's predictions have turned out more accurate than anyone else's.
They already shove ads down our throats, so it's not a big stretch of imagination to say that yes, they would totally stick ads up our arse is they could.
Probably not, but they'd definitely patent the method.
In some places proctology isn't what it was.
Eventually but it is already ass
That would be shit!
I read that with an extra "i"
In which case, yes if they can then sell you the drugs you'd need for the rest of your life.
It's like coca-cola + insulin, from a financial perspective , complementary investments.
no because you can't see up your ass
There's not much viewership, so it better be cheap. That's the only problem, though, if you're advertising the right product.
Fart jingles.
*ba da bu ba ba ^double arches^
New timeline plot for the bidet...
the fuck?! my Throne of Thor has HDMI?!
They need to siphon more data before they start the targeted advertising.
Yes.
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