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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 45 points 8 months ago (2 children)

My best friend recently came out as francais. Well, he used to be my best friend.

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 9 points 8 months ago

Now we’re just amis sharing the ménage of trois.

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Did you never notice it when he kissed you?

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 8 months ago

It used to just be on the lips, but now it's on both cheeks. It makes me uncomfortable.

[–] odium@programming.dev 38 points 8 months ago (4 children)
[–] gramathy@lemmy.ml 37 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

The French get a bad rep, they riot for anti-worker bullshit, they helped the US win the revolution,and they didn’t go along with dubya’s stupid Iraq war

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.ca 25 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I've never been impressed with my fellow Americans who talk shit on the French. We have mostly let go of our revolutionary spirit, and they never did. We would do well to pick up where we left off at Blair mountain.

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[–] ddkman@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

More relevantly SOME people can be discriminated just based on where they were born, and it is perfectly fine, since they are white and european...

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'd LOVE to. Like Marion Cotillard for example.

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Who's Alizée bro? Never heard of him.

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 2 points 8 months ago
[–] snooggums@midwest.social 9 points 8 months ago

the French liked this

[–] Titou@feddit.de 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Bro insulted us but probably daily use words we invented

[–] meanPresentation80@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Titou@feddit.de 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Mais je te parlais pas a toi

[–] meanPresentation80@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Titou@feddit.de 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Aucun soucis, mais pk tu continue de me parler en anglais si ont parle tt les deux fr ?

[–] meanPresentation80@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 months ago

J’en sais rien comme tu veux

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 19 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 3 points 8 months ago

What's gold have to do with this?

[–] Zoop 3 points 8 months ago

Suddenly I feel myself swooning and am very attracted to you

[–] Rekorse 3 points 8 months ago

Who says Dexters Laboratory never taught me anything!

[–] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

There are only two things I can’t stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the D̶u̶t̶c̶h̶ French.

[–] meanPresentation80@lemmy.ml 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

J’suis pas le seul français ici apparement

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 6 points 8 months ago
[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 13 points 8 months ago

Being french is not a problem in this household.

Being British on the other hand...

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 7 points 8 months ago

I'm okay with all of these except the French

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 6 points 8 months ago
[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 6 points 8 months ago

Well, we can still talk, if only they stopped talking about OCaml

[–] rotopenguin@infosec.pub 4 points 8 months ago

Someone that I love is very, definitely French.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago

That ananas you see smoking in the corner

Believe it or not, French

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

I read this in the Big Lebowski narrator voice.

[–] partizan@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

I hate everybody equally.

[–] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 1 points 8 months ago

I'll not stand for this Ajax erasure