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[–] Heldenhirn@feddit.de 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn

[–] squaresinger@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bleib mit dem doch bitte in ich_iel. Das nervt so sehr.

[–] Heldenhirn@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bei dem was du so hier unter das Meme kommentiert hast wird das nur ein Wunsch bleiben 🤡

[–] squaresinger@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

Verstehe nicht was du meinst.

[–] C0rkedchimp@vlemmy.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Me cago en el olivo que dio las aceitunas que hicieron el aceite que lubrica las bisagras del ataúd de tus muertos"

"I shit on the olive that gave the olives which made the oil lubricating the hinges of the coffins of your dead (relatives)"

[–] MayonnaiseArch 4 points 2 years ago

Holy shit this is some cursing

[–] karbonkel 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

In Dutch we curse and insult with diseases. For example "kankerzooi" = "cancerous mess" and "tyfuslijer" = "typhoid sufferer". That first one is a bit frowned upon, but using "kanker" is becoming more common. There's an established word "kankeren" which means "to grumble", though.

Anyway, what I'm trying to say is that this meme works very well for Dutch

Some more examples:

  • Teringlijer = tuberculosis sufferer
  • Pestpokken = something with the plague and pox
  • Krijg de kolere = get cholera
  • Zich de tyfus werken = literally "to work so hard you get typhoid" (wtf), but really just "to work very hard"

Funny one also is "kut" which means "vagina" and is used in the same way as cursing with "shit". Also, something like "kanker" (cancer) can be used in a positive way to emphasize something, like "kankerlekker" meaning "extremely good tasting" (although still frowned upon by most people)

Actually, just read the Wikipedia page: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_profanity

[–] mananevergone 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

LMAO "krijg de kleren nerd"

[–] Lemmylefty@vlemmy.net 6 points 2 years ago (4 children)

For those of you who are multilingual from birth, do you have a preference?

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Chilean Spanish is way better than English for cursing.

[–] Mat66@eslemmy.es 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Mat66@eslemmy.es 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Estoy apuntada en https://eslemmy.es/ pero no sé cómo interactuar con https://feddit.cl He empezado hace poco a usar Lemmy y estoy aprendiendo -
España y Chile firman tres acuerdos en materia de ciberseguridad y cultura: https://eslemmy.es/post/96080

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 1 points 2 years ago
[–] UberFox@feddit.nl 3 points 2 years ago

Lmao yes Hindi curses just sound much more aggressive than fucks or assholes

[–] SirAramis@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Pretty much depends on who I'm cursing at lol

[–] Arkharl@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

My mom's husband knows he f*cked up big time when she starts cursing in Spanish instead of English.

[–] FierroGamer@vlemmy.net 4 points 2 years ago

American English maybe, some parts of the uk and Irish do sound very aggressive

[–] DrCatface@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

can anyone tell me where "reach your hand up my arse and jerk off my shit" came from? fuckin masterpiece i use it all the time

[–] Maerman@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] gaussian_distro@iusearchlinux.fyi 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fokof polisiekar, fok jou! Poes off polisieman! Van my gunsteling lyrics in Afrikaans

Liewe fok. Nie gedink ek gaan julle lot hier sien nie.

[–] ralC@lemmy.fmhy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Mcetpmhdlgp

Only true spaniards will understand

[–] atlasraven31@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago
[–] f5xs_bhw0a 2 points 2 years ago

'Sa kang gagong inutil na tarantadong anak ng puta.

Some others can try better.

[–] ilovetvshows@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Indians have joined the chat.

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 1 points 2 years ago

Meme qliao conxetumareee