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Characters I've been banned from playing [OC] (ttrpg.network)

submitted 1 year ago by ahdok@ttrpg.network to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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I guess I should post my comics here, rather than DnDMemes :)

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[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I tend to have a habit of looking at all the tools I have, and using them to the greatest possible effect I can...

I played "Princes of the Apocalypse" with a Pyrophobic Librarian called Neff, who refused to take most evocation spells - the entire table accused me of sandbagging by refusing to take fireball...

Let me tell you, half the bosses in the campaign were unable to act, because every spell they cast was counterspelled by a tiny gnome with spell slots not being reserved for DPS. The other half of the bosses suffered from being extraplanar entities hit by the banish spell with a 100% guaranteed success rate. My DM refuses to let anyone play diviner ever again.

Let's see what this terror of the module looks like.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 17 points 1 year ago

The worst trick I sat on, and I saved it entirely for the final boss fight.

DM's like "here's the final boss, I gave them a huge number of legendary saves so you can't just banish them"

Let me tell you, the noise a DnD table makes when you say "uh DM, please don't roll initiative for the final boss, I'd like them to roll a 1 thank you." gold.