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submitted 5 months ago by linucs@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

(Wait, where's a bear come in pun-wise with regards to cars? Lol.)

I imagine this tension must be exhausting to you...

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm definitely not having a WHALE of a time!

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

DOGONNIT it's getting hard to think of new puns!

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Give me your MONEY right now!

(seriously, hands up. Let's see em)

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

(Wait, how is "money" a pun in this instance?)

No, I don't think I WHALE.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

shoots gun into shoulder

Yeah, so, money now if you would, please

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Your F A C E.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Your M U M.

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago

That's what she said.