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Trump Brags His Brain Worms Are Still Alive and Very Strong (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

So, reality got so fucking crazy that satire died… then it proceeded to get even crazier until satire… resurrected?

Is Trump satire Jesus? Is this (more) proof he’s the Antichrist? Because this seems like something Satan would do….

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

For me, satire died the day a Trump woman went on The View TV show to defend him after the pussy grabber tape came out.

After another panelist repeated the word 'pussy' over and over the Trump supporter demanded that she stop using that offensive word.

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Someone should have just walked onto that stage, doused everyone in gasoline, and lit the lot of them on fire.

The service to our nation that day could never have been repaid.

[–] knatschus@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Spoilers: it’s Trump, described in extreme detail— and it’s obviously everything that conservatives and extreme Christians want. Because they’re fucking disgusting lying hypocrites.

[–] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I'm not sure if you're being serious or not, but the the Antichrist was obviously supposed to be a Roman Emperor, how Christians can't figure that out is beyond me. Hell, most of the New Testament is anti-Roman propaganda from a Jewish revolutionary viewpoint.