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A week of fprintfs has me wanting to code rust next week (lemmy.ml)

submitted 9 months ago by stsquad@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

As a non-surgeon I think doing a heart transplant without bypass shouldn't be that hard if you're fast enough. I mean you can cut arteries quickly with bolt cutters right?

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 months ago

depends on how precise those bolt cutters are. Knipex? Yeah probably.