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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] TheGreenGolem@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Then they dare to go buy some fucking avocado toast and a mokke lattchiato or whatever the hell, on their fucking bikes with THEIR FUCKING HELMET ON!

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 6 points 8 months ago

Don't buy avacado toast, make it.

Shits cheap af