Non-Voters: Trumpists in disguise

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Welcome to Non-Voters, a safe space for closet Trump fans, Stalinists who never did any direct action in their lives, and self-hating trans people who want to be genocided and to take the West Bank with us!

/uj This is a parody sub designed to make fun of non-voting liberals who pretend to be leftists.

Rule 1, Unjerk Tagging: Any genuinely held leftist opinions must be tagged with the /uj tone tag.
Liberal opinions we are mocking should not be tagged /uj.

Rule 2, Taking It Too Far: No slurs, no heil hitlers, bigotry shouldn't be too believable, no misgendering.

Rule 3, Clarity of Satire: All posts should clearly be marked as satire such that nobody scrolling the feed casually could think we actually believe this shit. Go wild in the comments.

Rule 4, Unironic Advocacy: People who actually believe in the conservative, liberal, stalinist, reactionary, and/or bigoted takes here will be made fun of in the spirit of the joke.

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[satire] We only support trans people who hate Biden (lemmy.ca)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by MindTraveller@lemmy.ca to c/nonvoters@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Hey guys, just found out some shocking news. Apparently there are some trans people who want Biden to win the 2024 election against Donald Trump and prevent genocides in the West Bank and the US. I'm absolutely flabbergasted. So I just want to make our position very clear that trans people who support Joe Biden's campaign are fake and bad.

If you identify as a trans woman and you plan to vote for a Democrat in November, you are a man in a dress and probably a disgusting pedophile. If you've transitioned to male and you agree with Bernie Sanders' endorsement of Biden on the ground of preventing escalation of war in the middle east, get back in the kitchen where you belong, you slut. Nonbinary people who plan to participate in the US election are not real and should stop making up genders.

Leftism has absolutely no place in this community. I know I've already made it very clear that we want Trump to kill all the trans people, but I just want to be as explicit as possible about my desire for all of you Biden loving trans people to be raped and lynched by the Ku Klux Klan.

Anyway we are a trans-accepting community and I love my trans brothers and sisters, so please everyone report any transphobia you see against members of this community who support Donald Trump's ambitions of ending democracy.

/uj This is a satire community. Please mark any serious leftist opinions with /uj. This post was inspired by recent events.

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The kids at lemmy.word really didn't like this one (OC) (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 2 months ago by Jennykichu@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nonvoters@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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We're not Trump supporters, we're just helping Trump get elected for totally leftist reasons (lemmy.ca)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by MindTraveller@lemmy.ca to c/nonvoters@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Welcome to Non-Voters! Remember to /uj any serious leftist opinions.

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Biden is still trying to stop a Donald Trump presidency. How dare he! He can't do that, he's OLD! (www.bbc.com)
submitted 2 months ago by MindTraveller@lemmy.ca to c/nonvoters@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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/uj Welcome to Non-Voters, a parody sub designed to make fun of centrist liberals who pretend to be leftists. Remember to /uj any serious leftist opinions.

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Biden isn't doing enough to fight fascism. Let's teach him a lesson by also not fighting fascism! (www.rollingstone.com)
submitted 2 months ago by MindTraveller@lemmy.ca to c/nonvoters@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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/uj This is a satire community. Remember to keep serious leftist comments tagged /uj, and liberal nonvoter wankery untagged.

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[satire][CW] Here's how you can tell trans people to commit suicide without seeming like a transphobe (lemmy.ca)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by MindTraveller@lemmy.ca to c/nonvoters@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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/uj Welcome to Non-Voters, this is a parody community of people who advocate abstaining from elections. We are trans-run and are entirely against trans genocide and the political apathy that enables it. Remember to /uj any serious trans-accepting comments.

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Real leftists don't vote, they accept fascism /s (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/nonvoters@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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If you vote then you're this guy, voting bad, Biden bad

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TW: V*ting 🤮 (i.ibb.co)
submitted 2 months ago by LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/nonvoters@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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I'm tired of fighting fascism, let's give up and let the fascists win instead (lemmy.ca)
submitted 2 months ago by MindTraveller@lemmy.ca to c/nonvoters@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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/uj Welcome to Non-Voters! We're a parody sub making fun of the people on Lemmy lately who've been criticising Biden to try and get Trump elected while claiming to be the only real leftists. If you're new here, I recommend reading the sidebar, and remember: No genuine leftism (unless tagged /uj)