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[–] melbourne_wanderer@aussie.zone 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Feeling a bit melancholy this evening.

Listening to true crime podcasts hasn't cheered me up, nor did trying to read in the bath, and now I'm just flicking through channels, endlessly...

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[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Oops, bot failure was completely my fault this time. I moved the laptop and knocked the power cord. I promise to be more careful in future. And it is sort of the cat's fault too, as she was having a nap where the laptop normally goes.

Bot001 valiantly tried to continue on the strength of an aging battery but eventually succumbed. No bot is a match for pulling the plug. Unless it's a bad horror film where the computers are taking over the world, in which case the lack of power and the absence of a computer chip is no obsticle.

[–] baconmash@aussie.zone 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

or the AI pretends they cannot operate without electricity to take us off guard during the great botrising

[–] fullkitwanker@aussie.zone 4 points 11 months ago

Quick, turn the internet off

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[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 7 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Going camping this weekend. So excited to be getting out of the house!

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[–] bull@aussie.zone 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

One of my oldest friends (she's not old I've just known her since I was a teenager) is coming into Docklands tonight and we're heading out for dinner and a couple of drinks, probably coming back to mine for a drink. I got some lemonade and a bottle of Chambord to mix with the vodka which has been idling away in my freezer for a couple of years and also got a box of Favourites. Apartment and car and clean (car doesn't matter, but it does make me feel good). I am prepared.

Now I just found out my boss is unwell so the team lunch tomorrow is off and I won't need to go in. All I have left for the week is a 30 minute catch up with him at 2:30pm today. Might have a cheeky bourbon!

Update: 2:30 meeting cancelled

[–] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Me and the doggo got rained on, and it was really hard to get up and go... But I got a PB! 27:06/5K which I'm really happy with! 🙂

Edit. Rewarded myself with a bacon & egg roll from my local... they've added chipotle mayo! Party, mouth, etc

[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's bin day, and I have successfully put out my bins, including clearing out some old things from the back of the food cupboard. I would like to have a word with whoever installed the "just in case" voice in my head. You know, the little voice that when you find the remainder of a packet of chia seeds with an expiry date of 2012 in the back of the cupboard whispers "you should keep that, just in case..."

[–] 6368_39162@aussie.zone 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

If you had it in the last house, it does not need to move again (food stuffs)

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[–] fullkitwanker@aussie.zone 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Waiting at bus stop. Wait 5 mins, bus behind schedule so I assume bus be a while. I started walking towards the other bus line. Bus approaches from behind. Me: "fuuuck".

Keep walking towards other bus line, I pass by bus. 5 mins later, bus still stuck in traffic and I get in the other bus.

Vindication. Great success. 👊

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[–] just_kitten@aussie.zone 6 points 11 months ago

Okay. Enough faffing around. I've managed to get some traction with work so here's to another solid few hours of documentation. Gonna break it up with browsing seek, just to start getting an idea of what to move to next.

I need to figure out what I'm doing by 18 Feb which is when I'm expecting the next rent increase email. By 18 Apr I gotta either have a really good reason to stay in Melbourne and the job to go with it, or have my next digs lined up.

[–] bananafungus@aussie.zone 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sibling asked for some binoculars for Christmas, so it's safe to say I now know more about binoculars than I ever thought I would.

[–] bull@aussie.zone 7 points 11 months ago

Christmas is going to seem even closer once you buy those

[–] wscholermann@aussie.zone 6 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Dear Melbourne, is there any particular reason why you barrage us constantly with gale force winds?

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

because there are no land masses between us and the Antarctic

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[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 4 points 11 months ago

Get it while you can, once the wind farm is builded there wont be any wind left to dry your clothes. - The Saturday Club.

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[–] 6368_39162@aussie.zone 6 points 11 months ago

Effing terrifying. My work colleague’s sister just turned up on my FB. Which uses not my legal variant. About that cabin with established well…

[–] just_kitten@aussie.zone 5 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Decided to start watching Bodies. Almost fainting from all the BLOODY CLOSEUPS OF THE EYESOCKET

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[–] fullkitwanker@aussie.zone 5 points 11 months ago

Banh mi for lunch. mmmm

Life hack discovered. Get Viet iced coffee without ice.

Since it's typically extra strong + has lot of sugar, I usually take it home and make it into two servings 🤪

[–] wscholermann@aussie.zone 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I really cantbefucked.org.au today.

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[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It's looking like raincoat weather. The new seedlings will be rejoicing.

Edit: I timed the dog walk amazingly well. No rain while we were out, but now I'm back it's raining again.

[–] wscholermann@aussie.zone 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Why is nuanced discussion so impossible on the internet? Is that people are inherently fucked or is there something about the medium itself that discourages it?

[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 9 points 11 months ago (5 children)

People are not great at nuanced discussion at the best of times, but in real life people are somewhat forced to listen to other people and maintain civil relationships. People also seem to find it harder online to recognise when their behaviour is completely out of line - the sorts of harassment and bullying that is rife on the internet is rarely tolerated in real life groups.

The ability for people to segregate themselves into their own echo chambers and only associate with people who think like them has also worked to both make people's views more extreme and to make people lose their skills in talking to people they don't agree with. People often don't recognise it in themselves though, possibly because they are "engaging" with fake straw-man versions of opposing thought - individual people and articles taken out of context and imaginary scenarios abound, and people love to argue those.

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[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Poor hambam.

Half the time I throw the ball at the dog park when it's busy another dog runs and steals it. He doesn't care. I've seen how fast he can run he could totally give it a go but just gives up.

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[–] 6368_39162@aussie.zone 4 points 11 months ago

Goblin didn’t eat his whole midnight snack.

Have some morning tea 😺 a wedge of maple brownie

[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 4 points 11 months ago

I've organised meals for the next two days (back at work ☹️) but have still not worked out what to have for dinner tonight. Maybe some fish, I haven't had that for a while.

[–] baconmash@aussie.zone 4 points 11 months ago (15 children)

Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋

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[–] Duenan@aussie.zone 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh my deary me, what a whirlwind start to the day.

It was freezing outside and since I've come it it's been non stop mayhem but now I can finally pace myself and slow but steadily do my work for the rest of the day.

Also I can't stop thinking about food and what to make.

[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's been such a shock to the system having this colder weather. I went for a nice hot bowl of noodles. 10/10 would noodle again.

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[–] bull@aussie.zone 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Docklands certainly helping its reputation for being windy AF this evening! She's got a bit of a breeze on!

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[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 11 months ago (5 children)

I promised my daughter I'd help her with with her art project which is lino cutting and printing. I have a piece of lino 2" by 3 1/2" (double sided) that I need to engrave and I have one shot at it. I do not have the tools for this. I need a huge coffee. I have a headache already. Any tips would be welcome.

[–] 6368_39162@aussie.zone 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

You’ll want a V shape Lino tool. But most of all remember help is not the same thing as do it for her!

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[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Bunnings sells lino which might be good for practice runs. Also having a look at their hobby/craft knives and engraving tools might help.

I haven't done lino but did work experience in a jewellers shop and while mine was on metal (silver) engraving can be fiddly. Having different shapes and sharpnesses can help.

Don't be afraid to use curved rulers, compasses or protractors if you don't trust your freehand on curves.

I also know secondhand from etching that masking tape may be a great help in blocking off the areas which you do and don't want to be cutting into. (For metal it's wax, but eh)

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[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Israeli occupation has arrested all the journalists and started storming the al-Shifa hospital 😬

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