"Chown'd, not stirred."
this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2023
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How would you stir permissions lol? Just randomize it?
5 points for the awk command.
10 points for a perl script.
;-)
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is a pretty ideal permission scheme for a spy, though: Deny access to owner & group; let some 3rd party do whatever he likes.
Deny access to owner & group; let some 3rd party do whatever he likes
I believe thats called the honey pot
Should've been Sean Connery and not Daniel Craig bond in the pic! Missed opportunity.
You can't do that...Connery would just mount and fsck everything that moved instead of fixing the system.
Bad bad bad!
ssh still doesn't work. I'm out of ideas!