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[–] dingus@lemmy.ml 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How would you stir permissions lol? Just randomize it?

[–] DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 year ago

5 points for the awk command.

10 points for a perl script.

;-)

[–] duxbellorum@lemm.ee 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The man to whom unauthorized sudo attempts are reported.

[–] walthervonstolzing@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

007 is a pretty ideal permission scheme for a spy, though: Deny access to owner & group; let some 3rd party do whatever he likes.

[–] Restaldt@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Deny access to owner & group; let some 3rd party do whatever he likes

I believe thats called the honey pot

[–] ninjan@lemmy.mildgrim.com 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Should've been Sean Connery and not Daniel Craig bond in the pic! Missed opportunity.

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 19 points 1 year ago

You can't do that...Connery would just mount and fsck everything that moved instead of fixing the system.

[–] ebits21@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

And need the extra CHMOD, JAMES CHMOD

[–] marco 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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[–] fraksken@infosec.pub 6 points 1 year ago

Bad bad bad!

[–] quicken@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

ssh still doesn't work. I'm out of ideas!