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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] Steak@lemmy.ca 80 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

“Where your bathroom?“

Upstairs, you can't miss it.

[–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just a little...

H A L L W A Y

P O O P I N

[–] snaptastic 10 points 1 year ago

High five on the way past.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

🎶I can see when you're snoopin
While I take a hallway pooping🎶

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[–] kungen@feddit.nu 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Probably is actually a "crime" for most building codes. International Residential Code for example states that "a minimum distance of 15" is required from the centerline of a toilet to any bath fixture, wall, or other obstacle"

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How can it be the “International” code if it’s using inches?

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 1 year ago

Careful, asking questions like that only encourages my fellow Americans to bring you some freedom

[–] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago

Kinda like the World Series.... but only the US and Canada participate?

[–] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In the UK “toilets under the stairs” are quite common, both my childhood houses had one. They’re converted from old school larders so they’re tiny, and I’m sure neither had a 15” gap before the sink.

[–] poppy@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Stuff put in place before specific building codes are often grandfathered in, it usually applies to new construction or remodels done after whatever code was put in place.

[–] GL455@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hallway/stairway toilet, sure. Odd AF. But like, why two watering cans in one location? Is that also the only sink? Would I have to wash my dishes there as well?

[–] MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

The blue one is the bidet. Don’t be gross and use your plant watering can to clean your ass, man.

[–] Devi 3 points 1 year ago

It's a muslim house, the watering cans aren't for the plants.

[–] HenryWong327@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

There's so much wrong with this... even beyond the obvious, they tiled the wall with exactly 6 tiles just around the sink. The sink is blocked by the shelf so you can't use it from the front. And (it's very blurry so I'm not sure) there seems to be some sort of sign stuck above the sink?

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 months ago

These must be non-functional. There is no way they had people put tobes there for this to work.