A week WOULD be a little much…
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Most times I startle my cat "I'm sorry, I thought you was corn."
At my work we have something called a scentometer, which is used for gauging how strong an odor is. You bet your ass I call it a smell-o-scope!
Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop 🦞
"THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS!"
She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
...come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.
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REMEMBER ME REMEMBER ME
every time I save a password
"Most folks just call me Orange Joe."
I have brown hair.
Also "Ow, my sperm".
A little lower. Too low...! Lower!
What do I look like, guy who's not lazy?
Wooop woop woop woop woop scuttles out of the room
I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!
You know that safe where you keep 10 grand? There's 5 grand in there!
Fine, I'll make my own [thing] with blackjack, and hookers.
Don't you worry about [thing], let me worry about blank.
Woop woop woop woop woop woop!
Nobody drives in ____, there's too much traffic!
No raisin for sure, you are technically correct (the best kind of correct), good news everyone, and snusnu.
Obligatory "Good news everyone!", "I am [title] ruler of [thing]" in Lrrrr's voice, "bite my shiny metal ass", "shut up and take my money", and I'm sure I'll notice more now that I'm thinking about it.
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Stop exploding, you cowards!
Whats the matter professor? Nothings the matter fry, now that I turbocharged the matter compressor
Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.
My Fry Fro is all frizzy.
Another job well done! (Whenever something has been resolved on its own)
Look at me, Zoidberg, house owner!
"I thought you was corn". I say it whenever I startle someone.
"YOU HAVE A DEGREE IN BALONEY!"
What crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?
"Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!" but I specifically use "... for no raisin" in everyday conversation.
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This is quite a shock! On the other hand, it's not surprising in the least...
The specific way Zapp says "Oh God, no!".
"You watched it! You can't un-watch it!"
With my last breath I curse Zoidberg! Or variants therein. In other words I'm blaming a lot of my ills on that crustacean.
"I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!"
And "Good news! It's a suppository!
Welcome....to the WORLDDDD OF TOMORROWWWWWW
I've finally found what I need to be happy and it's not friends, it's things.
"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."
Almost daily:
"Soon enough."
"That's not soon enough!"
"Damn it, my sunglasses were in there."
Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.
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