Futurama

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

Shut up baby, I know it!

To shreds, you say?

To shreds, you say?

This is technically correct. The best kind of correct.

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore!"

I actually have it on a t-shirt. It keeps getting truer every day.

I’m going to make my own Reddit, with blackjack and hookers!

My go-to favourites are "Shut up baby, I know it" & "To shreds you say".

You are technically correct

Which is the best kind of correct

I do the Nixon Aroooo on command like a trained seal.

Oo oo

I'm having one of those things !!!

Like a headache with pictures!!!

If I don't survive, tell my wife hello.

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

Two live full-time in my brain:

1. "No dogfood for Victor tonight."
2. "That's a good old-fashioned gun. Simple point-and-click interface."

Everyone saying "Good news everyone" but the real Dr gem is

"Oh my, yes"

And the variation

"Oh my, no"

I use them weekly

To shreds you say?

My manwich!

Kif, I've made it with a woman. Inform the men.

Good news, everyone!

I'm 40% Futurama references

Good news everyone!

"I'm shocked! Shocked! Well not that shocked."

Technically correct, THE BEST KIND OF CORRECT!

To shreds, you say‽

You can't just have your characters announce how they feel... That makes me feel angry!

Valentine's Day is coming? Oh crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!

This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me

But existing is basically all I do!

Let me worry about blank

Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes

Our policy is - if you're unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you

Your music is bad and you should feel bad

Tell them I hate them

Hello, lawsuit

That's it - you just made my list

I apologize for nothing

I propose we make Zoidberg do it

This is not a pet license. It's a fishing license - and it's mandatory!

So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.

Good news, everyone!

All I know is my gut says maybe.

Interesting.... oh no wait, the other thing: tedious

I sometimes say 'why not zoidberg?' but usually do it for at least 1 raisin

I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.

"No I'm... doesn't!"

Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."

That just raises further questions!

No I’m ….doesn’t.

you changed the result of the race by measuring it!

Even in contexts where it doesn’t make sense. That was my favorite bit.

Nature is cruel and teaches us nothing!

Don't date robots!

Linearchaos top 10 futurama quotes:

10. Not even if we rub the engine with cheetah blood?
9. It's like a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up.
8. Did everything just taste purple?
7. kill all humans
6. what?! My mother was a saint!
5. hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?
4. Let me show you some of the different lengths of wire I used.
3. I was going to eat that mummy
2. now that's walkin' around money
1. Antiquing (boom)`___`

At work: “Good news everyone!” when it is, in fact, not good news at all.

PaZuZu

The professor calls out to his pet Griffin

I often say this because where I work we have many Izuzu brand trucks and the show never showed the name in the subtitles so I found it to be a similar sound. When I tell people what truck they are using I say it's the PaZuZu.

"...but I am already in my pajamas..."

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

We take out that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards! Checkmate

She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!

Tell my wife.... Hello

Oh no, my superhero cream is out of itself.

Cliche but I'm gonna make my own "insert thing" with hookers and blackjack. And I always use "stuff and junk" from Amy and Fry

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