Guess I'll need to beware
this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2023
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I guess I die in a violent possum attack. Or do i?
Be yourself I guess
Mine is randomly generated but I guess it would work. :)
Interesting.
I died who I am
I guess I'll become morbidly obese and die of a heart attack
Delicious
I'm going to be flattened. Honestly there are worse ways to go.
Yeah, like a bear with balance
A nickname for a character from a book I want to write... the MC doesn't and lives on in the aftermath of a fallen empire. What's left is just a petty squabbling of those who survived, who came from the foreign lands and the dammed whose machinations are yet to be fulfilled.
(Think of an Andromeda show but leaning more into fantasy than sci fi)
Dying at the hand of Meryan person ("merjalane" = "Meryan person" in Estonian) sounds intriguing, considering that Merya people have been extinct for centuries
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I might be flushed down a toilet.. LuLu?
Yeah, nightmare fuel I guess
sticky and horrid
I live a long time and small parts of me go on forever.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conway%27s_Game_of_Life (look for R-Pentamino)
It's terrible
I'm honestly fine with mine. There are worse ways to go.
Iβm just the average normal guy
i should avoid sea food
Got a few options. Maybe I fall off a cliff while walking backwards. Visit the UK and get struck by a car. Or the Canaanite god of death. Hopefully, it's quick.
Accurate, I suspect.
I don't know... I stare into the Cookiejar... The cookies stare into my soul... They consume it...
I meanβ¦ π¬
my username means nothing at all, it this bad?
Looks like we will live forever
Following this man to the gates of hell.
Adorrible
In a deep cavern, tricking zombies into following me into a trap, I find out ghasts run faster than the usual shamblers and get eaten.
Hopefully it'll bash my head in before munching on my limbs.
Do I die by iced coffee, or does an iced coffee bitch kill me?
Not entirely sure how it would work honestly
BurnedDonutHole related something will kill me it seems.
I'd think like Midas Touch but in silver
I don't know, but I'm a captain so I might be able to find my way out