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I die with a smile on my face
Oh god
Considering the anime she's from, probably violently with one half of a large scissor.
Spagettigificationπ«
Sounds like a long, painful way to go
Died fighting for freedom of technology and the destruction of corporations
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killed in a crusade (shoe-ade?) started by a cult of spiders that have a shoe as their holy symbol, in order to liberate the promised shoe (due to the sheer scale, the item doubles as both symbol and holy land)
could be worse, I guess
Not at all! People are gonna be pissed at the devs and they'll patch my death scene right out of the game, or at least make it optional. I'm immortal, baby!
Shit, I'm choking and I can't see... what direction am I going?
It's shocking.
Into the void I go
Heart attack from yelling at my computer screen, I guess
Hit by a car. Which, statistically, is probably a solid guess
I get assasinated by oracle for not owning a Solaris license and my death is ruled out as a suicide. Alternatively i get thrown into the sun somehow
I guess that might mean lightsabers are real. Youβre welcome, everyone.
In a bombastic manner
I do love clean socks....
I think it would actually be pretty long and painful :(
I'm still confused if it's going to be bad or trippy.
Oh god oh fuck
at least there's dirt
Some wanker on a bike
Corrupted DNA, so most likely either cancer or radiation. The latter being not the greatest way to go...
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I died as I lived
A bit excessive, don't you think?
A. I'm okay with it B. I'm not okay with it. C. I haven't a clue what it means. D. Maybe it means suicide, if so, I guess that is the choice I made?
Hard to say. I guess I don't die?
You're the guy who's crushed by a building while Godzilla fights something else
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My existence triggers undefined behavior in the laws of physics, causing the universe to glitch for a moment and then collapse entirely. Everyone alive at the time is trapped for eternity, unable to move or do anything, and sees nothing but some cryptic words suspended in an endless black void:
Segmentation fault (core dumped)
I'm imagining the chest-burster scene from alien, but a it's a Weasel dressed as a caricature of an early 20th century monopolist.
I like the view; Though the pressure will end me
Brayed to death by an Argentinian descendant of the African Wild Ass.
no bueno.
Either i got lost on the moon and I'd be very bad at my job, or there's local fauna that hunted us down.
Someone's gonna ram me to death? OwO
Confusing
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