[alt text: Text that says: "Family (colon): 'Can someone bring a turkey to smoke?'. Nobody: (colon). Me: (colon)." Below the text is an image of a very large marijuana joint, rolled to look like an uncooked grocery store turkey.]
I've gotta hand it to this one, the "nobody:" template gets misused more than it doesn't, but wow. this is the most unnecessary "nobody" line I've ever seen xd
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