"Eat these unhealthy things quickly and die so we can hire someone for less" ~ manager probably.
this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2024
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What gets me is the parallel between the animals likely suffering horrible abuse before being killed and typical employee life.
Yes, this is wildly stupid. But also it’s a local independent retailer according to the article so I feel less hostile towards it
Like, 40 sausage rolls to last the entire 40 years? Does he get them all at once or is it on an interval?
Edit: He be get them one per shift for next 40 shifts, sounds real kind of them
My headcanon is his boss kept trying to give him a lovely tropical vacation for retirement and he kept saying “nah, i’d rather sit at home and relax”, hence the tropical themed mural for his home.
This is now official canon.