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Supreme Court issues token reasonable ruling (thebeaverton.com)
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[–] snooggums@midwest.social 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Checks out, since they have to distract from ruling that gratuities aren't bribes.

[–] whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Be sure to tip your governor!

[–] The_Che_Banana 4 points 3 months ago

The local Ombudsman is now king of the castle!

[–] sunzu@kbin.run 6 points 3 months ago

the Greatest Mullahs in the western world!