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"PM, want a cracker?" (i.ibb.co)

submitted 3 months ago by ZeroCool@vger.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Any roadblocks? Any roadblocks? Squaaa, any roadblocks?

[–] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 9 points 3 months ago

C-suites exist to be roadblocks (and money sinks). Part of me thinks these CEOs profiting off layoffs need to be jailed, much in the same manner Iceland jailed the bankers in 2008.

[–] luciole 11 points 3 months ago

If it listens and nods to the unedited, director’s cut version of my woes and frustrations, I’ll give it a cookie.

[–] mctoasterson@reddthat.com 5 points 3 months ago

If a parrot is on its perch, can it lead a standup meeting?