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Remove the backdoor found in 5.6.0 and 5.6.1 (CVE-2024-3094).

While the backdoor was inactive (and thus harmless) without inserting
a small trigger code into the build system when the source package was
created, it's good to remove this anyway:

  - The executable payloads were embedded as binary blobs in
    the test files. This was a blatant violation of the
    Debian Free Software Guidelines.

  - On machines that see lots bots poking at the SSH port, the backdoor
    noticeably increased CPU load, resulting in degraded user experience
    and thus overwhelmingly negative user feedback.

  - The maintainer who added the backdoor has disappeared.

  - Backdoors are bad for security.

This reverts the following without making any other changes:

The sentence "This was a blatant violation of the Debian Free Software Guidelines" is highlighted.

Below the github screenshot is a frame of the 1998 film The Big Lebowski with the meme caption "What, are you a fucking park ranger now?" from the scene where that line was spoken.

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[โ€“] Plasma@lemmy.ml 155 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Backdoors are bad for security ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

[โ€“] shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee 66 points 5 months ago (2 children)

oh dang removes backdoor from my house

[โ€“] unionagainstdhmo@aussie.zone 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Didn't some pro-gun idiots suggest removing back doors from American schools

[โ€“] Liz@midwest.social 5 points 5 months ago

I'm pro gun and that's a laughably stupid idea for about a million reasons.

[โ€“] waspentalive@lemmy.one 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Don't remove the back door from your house, bar it with a sturdy 2x4 that holds it closed. Just be sure to use a 2x4 that is not made weak by the application of a specific chemical that only the secret bad guy knows about.

[โ€“] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] UserMeNever@feddit.nl 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Backdoors are bad for security.

No shit....

[โ€“] flashgnash@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

You've gotta wonder what else you'd write though

Especially given the urgency guy's probably not gonna sit there and ponder

Oh please, dear? For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.

[โ€“] Jomosoto@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 5 months ago

Best part to me is "The maintainer who added the backdoor has disappeared." implying it was removes because there's nobody left to maintain it

[โ€“] DmMacniel@feddit.de 4 points 5 months ago