Backdoors are bad for security ๐๐
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oh dang removes backdoor from my house
Didn't some pro-gun idiots suggest removing back doors from American schools
I'm pro gun and that's a laughably stupid idea for about a million reasons.
Don't remove the back door from your house, bar it with a sturdy 2x4 that holds it closed. Just be sure to use a 2x4 that is not made weak by the application of a specific chemical that only the secret bad guy knows about.
Backdoors are bad for security.
No shit....
You've gotta wonder what else you'd write though
Especially given the urgency guy's probably not gonna sit there and ponder
Oh please, dear? For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.
Best part to me is "The maintainer who added the backdoor has disappeared." implying it was removes because there's nobody left to maintain it
Far out