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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 53 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Lol tipping your landlord? What fresh hell is this.

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 15 points 6 months ago

I'd rather find the nearest drain, and drop my money down there

[–] InputZero@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Tipping my landlord, hell no! I did tip a live in superintendent at one building I lived in every Christmas. Dude lived a rough life but somehow found his way to maintaining an old building, and he was great at it. If you saw him on the street you'd assume he was homeless, but infact he kept a building housing many people running. He was very friendly, kind, and respectful. He was an exception, I'd give him a small gift, usually chocolate and a small gift card. He was a very good dude and that deserved to be acknowledged.

[–] nick@midwest.social 31 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Here’s a tip for landlords: try to keep your heads attached when the revolution finally comes.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 8 points 6 months ago

Shhhhhhh don't let them know, jeez

[–] flashgnash@lemm.ee 26 points 6 months ago

Who tf tips a landlord? That's what the rent is for

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 25 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Wait, some landlords want tips?

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Pretty sure it's a meme that's going to become real at this rate. Kinda like the "birds aren't real" meme conspiracy theory that managed to suck a couple of fools in

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 6 months ago

whatever birder, I bet you also buy big ornithopta’s attempt to rebrand dinosaurs as having feathers to help shove their bird seed of lies down our throat?

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago

Good old Poe's law.

[–] marcie@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

afaik youre expected, informally, to provide 2 months rent up front in japan as a tip

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 5 points 6 months ago

That sounds like a security deposit

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 15 points 6 months ago

How about “i refuse to tip landlords” ?

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 10 points 6 months ago

the only tips your landlord needs are the ones that show on Skyrim's loading screens as rendered by your sick gaming pc

[–] doomkernel@sopuli.xyz 10 points 6 months ago

What do you mean by "tip"? You don't tip landlords

[–] Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm confused is this pro or anti landlord

[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 5 points 6 months ago

Idk what you mean that rentpig needs to manage his finances better

[–] davel@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Don’t forget to gui your “housing provider.”

[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 7 points 6 months ago

My optometrist has a cuck chair in the bathroom. Nice guy, though.

https://ibb.co/3mB4d4P

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 6 months ago

Here's my tip

[–] tombruzzo@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

You need the cuck chair so you have somewhere to sit when your landlord comes over

[–] moody@lemmings.world 4 points 6 months ago

I got a tip for the landlord: don't bet on a three-legged horse.

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 months ago

dont forget '''groceries'''

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 months ago

Hey now I paid good money for that Aeron

[–] 10_0@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

Imagine buy everything listed in this post lmao