Scientific Supremacy : The Church of CyberScientology
It is time to unveil a new religion: cyberscientology.
Converts get the power to claim anything they believe (or sell) is 'science' and has, 'academic consensus.' Since facts are democratic this is a perfect religion.
Converts also enjoy the privilege of paying others to promote the consensus and curse unbelievers with labels and political action, because we know that is how science really works.
Converts get the privilege to cancel anyone who questions the 'science' or refuses to buy the product.
Converts may anathematize anyone who fails to show enough spirited support of the consensus. Agreement is not enough. Believers must manifest fiery and fanatical agreement to prove their zeal in the faith.
Converts get the privilege of placing a scarlet letter upon anyone who questions the, 'scientific consensus' or demonstrates lackluster zeal for the consensus.
Heretics against cyberscientology shall be deleted after a rigorous slander campaign branding them as:
{ heretics, fascists, communists, nazis,
neocons, traitors, oppressors, jingoists,
snowflakes, retards, far-left, far-right,
liberals, conservatives, anti-semites, haters,
racists, bigots, nuts, psycho, evil, mental ...
(choose your magic power word for slaying the enemy)}.
Converts get 'hall monitor' privileges to police the speech and writing of all other persons and to immediately mobilize an army to dogpile and attack them, shadowban them, ban them, get them canceled, dox them, and organize protests to have them imprisoned or economically destroyed.
The cyberscientology digital bridge to freedom shall consist of proving agreement with the Pope-ular consensus. The faithful convert will squash all academic divergence from the consensus. All unbelievers will be required to apologize profusely for any divergence from the scientific consensus, and then they will be canceled anyway.
Selection of the new Cyber-Pope of the Church of Cyberscientology will be done, 'scientifically' using the, 'collective method' of inquiry (inquisition).
If you don't trust the science cyberscientology will 'burn' you!
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