this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2024
495 points (100.0% liked)

The Onion

131 readers
5 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fuck this is the way I learn there’s been a school shooting!

[–] Wes4Humanity@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Pretty sure there's a school shooting in the US nearly every day now... We only hear about them during election season

[–] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's only about one per week, if you average it out over the whole year, including when there is no school.
2022 had 51: https://www.edweek.org/leadership/school-shootings-this-year-how-many-and-where/2022/01

If you are just talking about "mass shooting" events, it's closer to 2 events per day in the USA.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mass_shootings_in_the_United_States_in_2023#List

[–] Tja@programming.dev 14 points 2 months ago

There is a mass shooting everyday (on average), school shootings are a bit less often.