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"I went to the vending machine and got crabs" sounds about as likely as the carpet fitter I had who refused to remove my old carpet as he'd previously caught syphilis off a carpet.
What on earth had he been doing to the carpet to catch an STD from it? Maybe he's related to that Republican bloke who's a bit too fond of furniture.