Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
Posting guidelines.
Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
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the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
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Photos can be sourced from anywhere and be any age, but please check they haven’t already been posted.
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Censor any names/contact details of private individuals.
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Mark the post NSFW if it includes nudity or sensitive content
Rules.
This community follows the rules of the feddit.uk instance and the lemmy.org code of conduct. I’ve summarised them here:
- Be civil, remember the human.
- No insulting or harassing other members. That includes name-calling.
- Respect differences of opinion. Civil discussion/debate is fine, arguing is not. Criticise ideas, not people.
- Keep unrequested/unstructured critique to a minimum.
- Remember we have all chosen to be here voluntarily. Respect the spent time and effort people have spent creating posts in order to share something they find amusing with you.
- Swearing in general is fine, swearing to insult another commenter isn’t.
- No racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia or any other type of bigotry.
- No incitement of violence or promotion of violent ideologies.
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There's a mirror on the ceiling?? 😲
Yeah it's so you can see another angle during sex.
Yeah, what's not to like? This is someone's fuck lounge and they knew what they wanted (although the carpet by the jacuzzi is horrible).
You’re down with the carpeted toilet with just a fringe curtain instead of a door?
Sorry, yeah. The carpet in that whole back corner needs to go. The curtain doesn't bother me much, but it does look stupid. It either needs to be a solid curtain, no curtain, or a door. The beads are just implying it should be private whole providing no privacy. It's stupid. Presumably you'd be having sex with the person(s) you're sharing this room with, in which case I don't think privacy is really required, but a door probably would be good if anything particularly smelly happens.
This community is only a month old and this is our second mirrored ceiling!